Much has been made of the political significance of Star Wars but the reality is that it's a load of old wank. I am in the perfect position to make this assertion as I have had the good sense never to have seen it. I'd be interested to hear the opinions of others that have displayed the same sagacity. Obviously those that have seen it can fuck right off.
There have been a number of scientific studies of the Star Wars phenomenon. One in particular reached a very interesting conclusion but I will save this for later on in the debate.
Fuck off Noah, Star Wars is
Fuck off Noah, Star Wars is great.
Now come on comrade, can we
Now come on comrade, can we not preserve the decencies of debate?
Well, Simon Pegg wrote his
Well, Simon Pegg wrote his dissertation on Marxist interpretation of Star Wars, so there's always that:
Source: http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/nonfiction/feature-interview-simon-pegg/
i've never seen it either,
i've never seen it either, and i agree, it's codswallop.
Watched 1-6 and it is
Watched 1-6 and it is overhyped space opera with thin characterisation and even thinner plot. Might go and check out the new ones sometime though.
petey wrote: i've never seen
petey
And there it is, logic that is impossible to deny.
Chilli Sauce wrote: Well,
Chilli Sauce
Ah yes, "Basic Super Structure", that old Marxist theory...
Nowt wrong with a bit of
Nowt wrong with a bit of space opera.
Anyway, Star Trek > Star Wars
Serge Forward wrote: Nowt
Serge Forward
Now come on Serge, do you really need to ask that question? Clearly Star Trek is the greatest political space show of all time, just look at this episode teaching us the perils of pacifism;
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_City_on_the_Edge_of_Forever
Star Wars on the other hand is much quoted by conspiracy theorists as being the true story of the battles being fought by the powers of good and evil across the universe with that well know Bilderberger Dath Vader trying to prevent The Force(God consciousness) that will save us all. Or something.
https://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=205248
Note: I may edit this later if I think of something better.
Tut tut. I'm surprised at
Tut tut. I'm surprised at you, Webby, taking that David Icke as gospel on serious stuff like Star Wars. You gain a few bonus points though for reminding us of that top notch Star Trek episode.
On the matter of the
On the matter of the interesting study I mentioned in the OP I will have to cut and paste the thrust of the thing as inexplicably I am unable to post the link.
Professor Webeezright said
Far be it from us to take issue with science comrades. So there we'll let the matter rest?
These dogged academics
These dogged academics strenuously disagree.
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Why You Should Boycott Star
Why You Should Boycott Star Wars Rogue One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfDYcEAg2DA
[youtube]cfDYcEAg2DA[/youtube]
potrokin wrote: Why You
potrokin
Oh Jesus, fucking hell, I thought I was gonna die laughing listening to that. How the hell did you find it comrade?
Noah Fence wrote: potrokin
Noah Fence
Someone I know watches this guys videos. It's one of the first of his he's done in a while. Funny shit, a channel worth watching, glad you enjoyed it.
http://newsthump.com/2016/12/
http://newsthump.com/2016/12/20/im-not-sith-im-alt-jedi-clarifies-darth-vader/
Darth Vader Alt-Jedi, not Sith.
Thanks Potrokin, it's all
Thanks Potrokin, it's all coming out, right? Last night a couple of libcommie comrades went to see the new Star Wars movie with 7 or 8 friends/aquaintances of the aliberal bent. The liberals drooled all over it while the anarchos both fell asleep. Incontrovertible proof that you're a liberal if you like Star Wars.
We can now expel the liberal infiltrators as they expose themselves. Should we start with Kahwaga?
http://newsthump.com/2016/12/
http://newsthump.com/2016/12/24/youre-not-having-princess-fcking-leia-as-well-2016-told/
Oy, who you calling a
Oy, who you calling a libruhl, Mr. Fence. And Star Wars was actually an allegory for the rise of fascism out of a democracy, however poorly executed it was in the prequels.
Also, anyone who falls asleep
Also, anyone who falls asleep during Star Wars have to be a bit of a humourless fun sponge.
Fleur wrote: Also, anyone who
Fleur
Ah, but is that true when if the whole story is fabricated? Ha! I win again.
Khawaga wrote: Oy, who you
Khawaga
Maybe it could also be interpreted as being anti statist too, because in the prequels the Jedi are closely allied with the republic, don't trust the public and actually seek power for themselves. Their failures are partly responsible for the fall of the republic and rise of the empire.
Also their view of the force that there is order within it takes inspiration from real world Taoism which is quosi anarchistic in its view loosely that nature does things effortlessly, hence we shouldn't impose control on things (similar to the Jedi view that we are of the force, the force acts through us, we should submit to it) hence we shouldn't have a government.
Only they don't come to those conclusions, they care more about peace than freedom and overlook slavery, class and hierarchy.
P.S someone should make a star wars fan fiction with an anarchist Jedi faction :D
Listen up, this analysis
Listen up, this analysis stuff is not what this thread is about. It's purpose is to give me a place to show off, make up daft shit and generally make an ass of myself whilst still making clear that I know that Star Wars is shit.
Have some respect, eh?
Noah Fence wrote: Listen up,
Noah Fence
Lol sorry Noah but was never going to work naming a thread 'Star Wars' and not expecting star wars nerds like me to do all the analysis stuff.
Now I am not sure if you're being 'anti-anarchist' for dictating the conversation of the thread or if I am and should give you space. Then again libcom should have a zero tolerance policy for star wars haters! :p
In respect though the film's aren't actually that great although I liked Rogue One and the prequels whilst the force awakens was utter shit, but the star wars universe and all the lore behind it is awesome.
This thread really, really
This thread really, really makes me miss /libcommunity.
I am one with The Force and The Force is one with me. . .
I watched the first three
I watched the first three made (someone gave me the box set), and it was enjoyable - like confectionary.
It may be cack, though the fact that it is wildly popular makes it of some interest. I feel it was an easy sell to a public wanting a return to a simple narrative. Like many old Westerns the story could be interrupted in a number of ways. After the likes of Easy Rider (1969), Star Wars replaced moral ambiguity - we knew who were the goodies and the baddies and it was as sexy as an ad for toothpaste. It was both enchanting and psychologically sterile. So worth watching once.
neither yavin nor coruscant
neither yavin nor coruscant but for intergalactic socialism
Carrie Fisher, 1956 -
Carrie Fisher, 1956 - 2016
Goodnight Princess, from someone who loves you.
Fleur wrote: Carrie Fisher,
Fleur
yeah so sad, and follow right away by her mother, what an awful Christmas for her family.
(Not to mention George Michael :()
cantdocartwheels
cantdocartwheels
just read that article^ the other day. I realize that growing up a Star Wars dork means that I'm also getting Star Wars radicalized........lol like I need them to do a First Order stand-alone movie and the Clone Wars is a great example of the perils of pacifism via Jedi.......
I could also use some tips organizing with people who are so bored they use the internet just to shit on OTHER people's interests........I have a hard time relating to people like this. Like the kind of folks who loudly announce how unique they are because they didn't vibe with that one show or movie that keeps the masses of sheeple so dumbed down and lazy and fat........those people are so enlightened and savvy......surely they will be the revolutionary vanguard!
You should probably know
You should probably know someone before you make such statements and if you take a proper look you'll see I'm taking the piss out of myself more than anyone. Lighten up already comrade, there are many better things to get pissed about!
https://www.youtube.com/watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E
[youtube]U9t-slLl30E[/youtube]
This is great, part 2 is even
This is great, part 2 is even better
https://youtu.be/-E0p0GQCAM8
Noah Fence wrote: This is
Noah Fence
Hilarious. That guy does some really good vids.
Lol I'm good too bruh tricked
Lol I'm good too bruh tricked you into thinkin I was big mad tho